Elefante Mocado

Ementa Alentejana traduzida para a língua de Shaskespeare:

EMENTA AND MINT
ENTRADAS WAY IN
Presunto pata negra, Black paw ham,
Queijinhos de Azeitão, Little cheeses from Big Olive Oil Land,
Ameijoas à Bulhão Pato, Clams in the manner of ever-fighting duck,
Cadelinhas à Algarvia, Little bitches from the Algarve,
Percebes Do you understand?

SOPAS SOUPS
Sopa de nabos saloia, Soup of stupid peasents,
Caldo de penca com coentros Nose broth with ass entries


PEIXES E MARISCOS FISHES AND GAYS
Imperador no sal, Salty Emperor,
Arroz de navalhas da Ilha de Faro, Knives rice from the island of Ferry,
Choquinhos na sua tinta, Little shocks in their on ink,
Bacalhau assado com batatas a murro, Grilled codfish with punch violent potatoes,
Jaquinzinhos com açorda, Little Jackies with bread pudding,
Bacalhau com todos, Codfish with everybody,
Delicias do Mar com saladinha de tomate, Sea delight with a darling little tomato salad,
Arroz de lampreia malandro à moda de Entre-os-RiosBastard’s lamprey rice done in the manner of Between Rivers.

CARNES MEATS
Frango à cafreal, Chicken from the black people,
Carne de Porco à Alentejana, Pork meat alentejana style,
Jantar da matança em vinhas d’alhos, Dinner massacre with garlic wine,
Rancho à moda de Viseu, A ranch like the one we had in Viseu,
Arroz de frango malandrinho à moda do Porto, Harbour’s small bandit chicken rice in the manner of Oporto,
Iscas com elas Baits with the girls.

ACOMPANHAMENTOS KEPING COMPANY
Peixinhos da Horta, Small fish from the orchard,
Grelos salteados Jumping clitoris

SOBREMESAS OVER THE TABLES
Toucinho do Céu, Bacon from heaven,
Macedónia de frutas com gelado, Fruits with ice from an old part of Yugoslavia,
Bolo podre da Madeira, Rotten cake made out of wood,
Bolo delicia da Avó, My grandmother is delightful as a cake,
Delicia do Chefe, The Chef is also a nice guy,
Baba de Camelo, The camel is going to spit on you!,
Rabanadas douradas, Golden asses,
Tarte antiga de gila Gill is an old tart!